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This is the reply by one Sathyabama student:
Forgive my English if its kinda broken, I think I am under the
influence of a strong field( just read below and you will know abt
the strength of the field )
Sathyabama is always the “ALCATRAZ” of colleges. SVCE is probably
equivalent to vellore. Here is a riposte to all your points o! f
glory. The equation you just gave now was in CMOS 0.6m, as your
roomie chakku would tell you CMOS is now in 915A
So, there is a different equation
SVCE = ( Sathyabama(n-1)*n + e^ eta + 365*24)^(1/7)
(Sathyabama is always biased in the active region, the only way! To
turn it off or get it into saturation,is by applying a seismic force)
7th root indicates the number of days in a week
Although its a six day week, the effect just stays on where n
represents the year , so this year it is n=2003, eta is a sum of a
few quadratic and bi-quadratic functions like Jeppiar’s age, Babu
Manoharan’s mood swings, the color of his trouser, Isha Kopikar’s
increasing rate, fuel prices, food costs etc etc..(the rumor is that
NSF is funding Professors to find out the various other effects
which contribute to the steep rise! of this function)
Sathyabama College Campus
FACT: Spielberg contacted Jeppiar for filming “Schindler’s List”
here but Jeppiar rejected the idea out rightly because Spielberg
violated one of the cardinal rules of Sathyabama. ” YES BEARD, NO
(HALL)TICKET ”
SVCE: U r not supposed to go to Bus stop before 4.10 or else 100 Rs
fine
SATHYABAMA: You are ! not supposed to come to the Bus stop( I mean
boarding point) before 7:00 a.m, if you violate the rule and you are
a guy you walk all the way to the college. There will be an attender
(bhench man) walking along with you to make sure you walk
The rule was established because
” Boy Coming early, Girl Coming Early, Why Boy come early and girl
early when bus come slowly? all to be Jolly”
SVCE: If u absent for all theory class HOD is empowered to fine 100
Rs
SATHYABAMA: Absent, utter this word to a Sathyabama Guy and he will
give you the same reaction that a grad student will give you when
you say “JOBS”
“The boy cutting class,
He sipping glass,
Jeppiar not the liking
he telling keep two doors
the probessor entering one
the student entering one
after student enter, outside lock door,
send food thru the window
student eating, enjoying the studying
become cood engineer
parents the happy
jeppi! ar the happy”
SVCE: No gossiping around mandapam and no walking over lawns.
SATHYBAMA: Jeppiar had a lot of foresight when it comes to this. No
auditoriums, no mandapams, no trees to stop boy gal jingle mingle
“Parents the complaining to the jeppiar
they say son getting bad by seein! g movies,
they say daughter getting spoilt,
the daughter want to be
the icewarya rai, jeppiar the saying
put them in my callege
no tree, no lawn, no jingle mingle”
SVCE: Canteen Rates.. Meals: 20, Puff=6, Tea =3,Coffee= 6, Vadai =
5,Vegetabl Pulav = 15, Curd Rice = 12
Princi has gone mad. He was like “u spend 45 Rs. For a coffee in Taj
and why not at SVCE Canteen(Illogical Right )
SATHYABAMA: SVCE, they putting the rates in the canteen
” Jeppiar the say no,
Sathyabama, the student
studying hard
parents also work hard
canteen, the boy asking
father give me 10 Rs, 15 Rs
me the eating ! in the canteen
but he the eating
no he the smoking
father sad
the gal the asking
me the eating college canteen
mother give Rs 10
the gal the eating
no, the gal buying coffee
she sipping, he sipping
then he she sipping
mother the sad
crying the jeppiar
lady crying jeppair not he happy
no canteen, the jeppiar the saying
me giving food
the Lattu, the Kulo Chhaan
the boolav, the vadai, the ice cream,
you eat, I enjoy