K
Post the funniest things you’ve heard Teachers say here!
Here are a few to get us started:
Che. period, 6/2/03: “…It will be go away from the nucleus..”
the same period: “…These are repulsive forces of attraction..”
Engg Drawing 8/2/03: “…It will of spoil of nut…”
I have NO idea what they mean…
N
Thats gr8
my che teacher said “all of u get up and then stand”
M
Eswaran (SJBN History Teacher) manages to use multiple verbs in his sentences.
“Are you able to understand?” he asks.
K
Thats gr8
my che teacher said “all of u get up and then stand”
Hehe…good one.
My Engg Drawing teacher manages to invent new, hitherto-unheard of words in Spoken English, some of which being:
‘Loosing’ - probably means becoming loose
‘Nutting’ - dunno.gif
‘Suthify’ - A cross between the tamil word for going ’round and the english suffix ‘fy’ ( as used in stupefy or signify)
S
During one of those enchanted periods of time when I was listening in maths tution class I heard this - “…the diameter of the radius…”
K
Name of a Chapter as Written on the Blackboard by our Engg. Drawing Teacher:
‘Doomed Buildings’
(it’s supposed to be ‘Domed’ Buildings)
Sa
yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?
N
Our Principal Advicing all girls should sing LOUDRELY in the prayer
Db
yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?
lol…..i’m guessin britto
one of my pt teacher actually said……”go under’-stand’ the tree”
K
One of the girls in my class said ‘I didnt saw of Teacher’
M
that’s the least of what Britto says.
there are times when she’s done huge 10-marks problems on the board - and right after everybody writes it down, she erases the whole thing and starts afresh claiming that “it can also be done this way”.
K
Our Chemistry teacher said ‘The Hydrogen Bond is absence’