WireClub Midori Games
Dec 04

N
Udayasurya(st johns)
“i said u all to bring ur classworks”

M
my old History teacher:

“Are you able to understand?”

his use of multiple verbs in a since sentence fascinates me.

N
Some guys were eating pan parag in class

Economics sir saw dat

the next day prayer in front of the whole skool pan parag boys come out and slapped then in the prayer

MP

Sa
yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?

hey Sa let me take a wild guess……………that sure is Ce…right…only she could make such blunders in style….

K
m making a collection of all the wierd things that teachers say in SJBN. Over a period of 2 months, Ive collected over 180 quotes, some of them from SJBN, some from other schools, some from Students and other non-teaching people in and out of SJBN and the rest from Tuition teachers.

So, keep those quotes coming! Post ‘em all here….

G
“Get in the behind of the bench”
-H(god how dyu spell it), Maths class
Also,

“The speed of sound depends upon the speed of light because the speed of light is very large.”

-Physics Class XIB (Guess who?)

M
no prizes for guessing that one.

how about this: since the number is multiplied inside the bracket the number is also multipled outside the bracket. -IIPE teacher (Maths)

Sd
Ed sir:

Diameter= circumference

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