G
heres a fresh one, happened yesterday while having Maths class bout conics.
“The nucleus of the electron is elliptical and this equation ………..”
Sw
If that’ funny then what about “felting” the bench to see if it’s solid enough!
N
This one is too gud
in the tnpce classes my phy sir said
“if u have any doubt u will be able to takes ur books and chking can be done
Kn
Guys Real Funny ones..im not sure how many of u ppl know these teachers,nways,
“how dare U are?”–H
“what daringness!!”–’ ‘ ‘
“”get up,stand up,get out”–Mu
“by heart ,raja…”
guess ??
N
it is very big clue dat u have given us
G
Our Principal Advicing all girls should sing LOUDRELY in the prayer
Nikhil, you sing your prayer?
N
nah we dont go to the prayer its not compelcery for 12th
M
george, he meant prayer hymns. we had that shit in st. john’s.
N
dats true M but u had this british made speakers dat were hung abve the black board which will never be replaced
G
C.Sc Teacher:
There are …….3 types of modifiers…..are there.
R!
Bio sir :{STMD}
“what for all laugh now tell or got out with me”
Maths Mam
“Wat students are you thinking”
“Write in the board or i’ll told principal”
V
Ok, i feel out of place here. But i have had funny quotes too. In college…
Female in my class
“…because all my brothers are guys!”
M
English teacher: “There is a significant difference is there between connectives and….”
English teacher: ” Spelling is maneuvering…”
[completely wrong. it's 'manoeuvering'. i knew the spelling but didn't tell the lecturer out of spite. we all hate her.]
edit: C pointed out that manoeuvering has an e after v. i posted it wrong.
K
This was in economics class,
‘I found and found and found but i couldnt find it!’