MAK
Well studyin in three schools does not mean i do’nt know a damn shit about other schools,Get that M and N.If St’Michaels is good then how did it lead the chart competing with John’s ha ha ha .Stop ur bed time stories about ur schools and stop singing ur own praises.
M
if having studied in all the 3 school we’re discussing here does not mean i know ‘a damn shit about other schools’, what else does?
YOU have studied in just 2 schools, MAK. and both the schools happen to be branches of the same old St. John’s. how does that make you an expert on schools?
and the only reason SMA got two votes is probably because you must have asked Ar to vote in addition to your vote.
you haven’t even SEEN St. Michael’s Academy, let alone gone inside. how can you vote against it?
maybe you had ‘visions’ or something?
K
Ok, guys. ENOUGH! Let’s get back to some serious discussion, shall we?
I know a friend in Jaigopal Garodia, and he says he’s willing to break the law just to get out of his school….
M
good ol’ Krish. trying to divert attention away from St. John’s as usual…
K
I haven’t seen you giving any reasons yet….
M
Reason 1: Kishore Kumar
Your Argument: he’s not at SJBN Principal anymore
My Argument: he’s still your Dean and he still a pain.
Reason 2: Kishore’s Dad - Rajkumar
this bitch is even worse (Raghav will agree too). he repeats the same thing at every event: ‘God made St. John’s into a great institution. God helped me to this. God helped me do that. God blessed me with Kishore Kumar. I did this…I did that…Kishore did this…Kishore did that…
and then he starts crying.
Reason 3: Teachers
though you might have an exceptional teacher now and then, St. John’s isn’t really known for its teachers. most of them suck.
for some unexplained reason, many of them are from Kerala. not that i have a problem with people from Kerala but its still strange. ok ok so that’s not a valid reason. try the next one…
Reason 4: Idiotic Rules
SJBN has amazing rules like:
> keep left while walking in the corridors. fine, but the corridor is just 5 feet wide. by walking on the left side you’d almost be in the center.
> disperse in ascending order - this means that the higher classes will have to wait for ALL of the lower classes to leave before they are allowed out of the classroom. so if you’re in the 12th standard, then you’ll have to wait for the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th to leave before you. this will take a minimum of 15 minutes.
> you HAVE to disperse in a line. imagine higher secondary students walking placidly in a line. yeah, right. what a truckload of shit.
> you have to form a line INSIDE the classroom while waiting to leave the classroom. whatever.
Reason 5: The ‘Playground’ - or rather, The Absence of It
the entire playing area in St. john’s is about 1/4th the size of SMA’s ground. no basketball court. no tennis court. don’t even think about a football ground. a volleyball and throwball net are fixed up in this patch of land reducing the playing area by 60%. the other end of the ground is occupied by a few cricket nets. reduce land area to 10%. so we have 10% land to play football in. and the games we are allowed to play are volleyball, badminton, chess and carroms. sick.
there are so many more reasons and i’m definitely boring readers. maybe i’ll continue later.