The MindFault

G
heres a fresh one, happened yesterday while having Maths class bout conics.

“The nucleus of the electron is elliptical and this equation ………..”

Sw
If that’ funny then what about “felting” the bench to see if it’s solid enough!

N
This one is too gud
in the tnpce classes my phy sir said

“if u have any doubt u will be able to takes ur books and chking can be done

Kn
Guys Real Funny ones..im not sure how many of u ppl know these teachers,nways,

“how dare U are?”–H
“what daringness!!”–’ ‘ ‘
“”get up,stand up,get out”–Mu

“by heart ,raja…”
guess ??

N
it is very big clue dat u have given us

G

Our Principal Advicing all girls should sing LOUDRELY in the prayer

Nikhil, you sing your prayer?

N
nah we dont go to the prayer its not compelcery for 12th

M
george, he meant prayer hymns. we had that shit in st. john’s.

N
dats true M but u had this british made speakers dat were hung abve the black board which will never be replaced

G
C.Sc Teacher:

There are …….3 types of modifiers…..are there.

R!
Bio sir :{STMD}
“what for all laugh now tell or got out with me”
Maths Mam
“Wat students are you thinking”
“Write in the board or i’ll told principal”

V
Ok, i feel out of place here. But i have had funny quotes too. In college…

Female in my class

“…because all my brothers are guys!”

M
English teacher: “There is a significant difference is there between connectives and….”

English teacher: ” Spelling is maneuvering…”

[completely wrong. it's 'manoeuvering'. i knew the spelling but didn't tell the lecturer out of spite. we all hate her.]

edit: C pointed out that manoeuvering has an e after v. i posted it wrong.

K
This was in economics class,

‘I found and found and found but i couldnt find it!’

N
Udayasurya(st johns)
“i said u all to bring ur classworks”

M
my old History teacher:

“Are you able to understand?”

his use of multiple verbs in a since sentence fascinates me.

N
Some guys were eating pan parag in class

Economics sir saw dat

the next day prayer in front of the whole skool pan parag boys come out and slapped then in the prayer

MP

Sa
yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?

hey Sa let me take a wild guess……………that sure is Ce…right…only she could make such blunders in style….

K
m making a collection of all the wierd things that teachers say in SJBN. Over a period of 2 months, Ive collected over 180 quotes, some of them from SJBN, some from other schools, some from Students and other non-teaching people in and out of SJBN and the rest from Tuition teachers.

So, keep those quotes coming! Post ‘em all here….

G
“Get in the behind of the bench”
-H(god how dyu spell it), Maths class
Also,

“The speed of sound depends upon the speed of light because the speed of light is very large.”

-Physics Class XIB (Guess who?)

M
no prizes for guessing that one.

how about this: since the number is multiplied inside the bracket the number is also multipled outside the bracket. -IIPE teacher (Maths)

Sd
Ed sir:

Diameter= circumference

K
Post the funniest things you’ve heard Teachers say here!

Here are a few to get us started:

Che. period, 6/2/03: “…It will be go away from the nucleus..”

the same period: “…These are repulsive forces of attraction..”

Engg Drawing 8/2/03: “…It will of spoil of nut…”

I have NO idea what they mean…

N
Thats gr8
my che teacher said “all of u get up and then stand”

M
Eswaran (SJBN History Teacher) manages to use multiple verbs in his sentences.

“Are you able to understand?” he asks.

K

Thats gr8
my che teacher said “all of u get up and then stand”

Hehe…good one.

My Engg Drawing teacher manages to invent new, hitherto-unheard of words in Spoken English, some of which being:

‘Loosing’ - probably means becoming loose

‘Nutting’ - dunno.gif

‘Suthify’ - A cross between the tamil word for going ’round and the english suffix ‘fy’ ( as used in stupefy or signify)

S
During one of those enchanted periods of time when I was listening in maths tution class I heard this - “…the diameter of the radius…”

K
Name of a Chapter as Written on the Blackboard by our Engg. Drawing Teacher:

‘Doomed Buildings’

(it’s supposed to be ‘Domed’ Buildings)

Sa
yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?

N
Our Principal Advicing all girls should sing LOUDRELY in the prayer

Db

yeah n there r sum ‘teachers’ who say……1+2 = 2……
anyy guesses?????michaelites?

lol…..i’m guessin britto

one of my pt teacher actually said……”go under’-stand’ the tree”

K
One of the girls in my class said ‘I didnt saw of Teacher’

M
that’s the least of what Britto says.

there are times when she’s done huge 10-marks problems on the board - and right after everybody writes it down, she erases the whole thing and starts afresh claiming that “it can also be done this way”.

K
Our Chemistry teacher said ‘The Hydrogen Bond is absence’