The MindFault

R!
no it wasn’t me i never never used to get info on him after i joined sj mnadavelli

S
i think polling for the worst school in chennai was a really stupid idea. whose idea was it anyway?

C
Its the idea of the guy who posted the thread. Its the first post.

I’ll make things easier, his name is N. Easily distinguishable by the unique spellings.

M
unique - as in WRONG.

N just wanted to say that st. john’s sucks bigtime.

R!
that is true and who the hell is not sure about it and how the hell did st.micheals come the first anyway.Atleast st.john’s must come first in this

S
shame on you raghav. how in god’s name could you have the heart to diss your own school.

M
because:

a) cause it sucks.

b) cause it sucks.

c) cause it sucks.

R!
Everyone knows how is st.johns and we feel proud to in an disgustin institution like that and all the rowdies and cycle workshop boys are proudly wearing the st.johns PT T- shirt and thats not possible with st.micheals

M
real funny to see tsunami-survivor fishermen wearing St. John’s t-shirts!

and it was in the Hindu in color (one was Blue House and the other was Green House t-shirt)!!

R!
and i was in both the houses so they finally survived

M
inactive outdated topic. outdated cause st. john’s has got from bad to worse.

G
Wait a second.

A vomiting dog is very interesting.

M
maybe to you, being the same species as you and all.

have we finally won, or are the poor st. john’s defenders rallying around Krish for one final desperate thrust? sorry, won’t work.

N
come up with some thing guys i am waiting to blast through ur defences

LETS GET IT OUT

M
er…i think they’re all dead by now.

N
No M they r still thinking of a gud reason we should give them more time its no easy job they have to find one gud reason

KNIGHT
is’nt it obvious they wuld come up with a dumb thing.

call the war to a close.

ST. Michael’s Win’s

Untill next time

N
sorry its just dat it has more votes cause st johns students hate michles
but they dont have a good reason why they hate michles

ARVIN
aite, anyone talking ill abt sjbn would get their asses whipped!
though its a lotta work, boy t’was a lotta fun..and it always depends on the type of classmates

u have…if u have good one..no matter how hard the school is..u would have fun!

M
oh are you the one known as ‘komberi mookan’ from st. john’s.

R!
M i really didn’t know that piece of information
thankz man

M
dunno who told me that. maybe it was you!

SMUND
hey there

now that i’ve bin’ through that interesting discussion. i’ll just say one thing not many like st.john’s tis’ true inc. me but wht i like is that the chicks can be pretty

AMAZZIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG!

V
good looking women a scarce in chennai and in india. my school was hit by this scarcity. nothing but ugly fat gilrs that would make even a gorilla run for his life.

ah…how i miss the vidya mandir days.

K

the chicks can be pretty

The ‘Chicks’ in 12th left, and the ‘chicks’ in 10th will most probably leave for State-Board schools as well…..that leaves?

(dont say 9th. Those are NOT chicks. more like hawks, or penguins.)

V

probably leave for State-Board schools as well…..that leaves?

….us guys traped in a school filled with hairy and dangerous female wildlife?

N
Now ur talking V MY skool has all sort of babaes 11th 12th 10th all classes (FULLY FURNISHED)

V
send me a few will ya?

N
sorry i am no business man

SMUND
the new bloody chem teach in st. john’s sucks to the fucking core

why even a vomiting dog’s more interesting

C
sn’t everything in St.John’s like that…

st. john’s sucks to the fucking core

N
perfect my boy every thing sucks tell me on gud thing SMUND dat OK in st johns
search take ur time ull never find one

C
Good going N. I hate St. Johns and its stupid bullshit rules.

And what about their gestapo they call the “volunteers”? Freakin’ sadistic morons with bloated egos.

And what kind of sadistic assholes will make students wear ties in south india? And don’t get me started about the handbook bullshit….

KNY
MAK man,get a life
sma rox..im sure everyone here ll agree,iv been in 4 skools,in my 4th one now.SMA has easily out done all of em……and like u said,
take this **** *

N
Hey ken watsup with ur avatar i dont understand it

X
u’ll never know.so here is the present score

so u see M st.michales does suck after all .

BUT
Actually there is a saying that people hate the thing that they are jealous of.
No wonder Michael’s is at the top

M
K’s defence of SJBN is plain sad. N pretty much massacred the defence. we all agree SJBN sucks, so no point in denying it. for 2 years i’ve told every person i’ve met that SJBN sucks.

and of course SMA rules. maybe some didn’t read the question right.

G
More likely lots of people who read the question right did that intentionally.

V

i do’nt think St’John’s is that bad,studyin in it for the past 12 years and listen to rubbish talked about by few who studied there for jus’ 4,3,2,1 years.i think the worst school is ************ *******.Figure that out all u people out there.

you are talking about sarasvathi kaendra

K

> disperse in ascending order - this means that the higher classes will have to wait for ALL of the lower classes to leave before they are allowed out of the classroom. so if you’re in the 12th standard, then you’ll have to wait for the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th to leave before you. this will take a minimum of 15 minutes.

This isn’t exactly ‘idiotic’…imagine what the status of the Cycle stand would be if everyone were to disperse together. status quo isnt exactly the word.

Of course, this problem has been taken care of now, since the seniors (9-12) can park their cycles outside, in front of the gate (one of our class’s suggestions) and hence, cause less confusion in the cycle stand.

> you HAVE to disperse in a line. imagine higher secondary students walking placidly in a line. yeah, right. what a truckload of shit.

I don’t see anything wrong with that. To you (and a few others), maybe, but we don’t find it a problem. Its a routine, so its not annoying at all…

> you have to form a line INSIDE the classroom while waiting to leave the classroom. whatever.

If you’re talking about the Dispersal, you’re wrong. We dont need to form a line until it’s our class’s turn next. We can just sit down and talk…

the entire playing area in St. john’s is about 1/4th the size of SMA’s ground. no basketball court. no tennis court. don’t even think about a football ground. a volleyball and throwball net are fixed up in this patch of land reducing the playing area by 60%. the other end of the ground is occupied by a few cricket nets. reduce land area to 10%. so we have 10% land to play football in. and the games we are allowed to play are volleyball, badminton, chess and carroms. sick.

That doesnt necessarily make SJBN the worst school in Chennai. I know schools with lesser playing space. Think of something better.

Reason 1: Kishore Kumar

My Argument: he’s still your Dean and he still a pain.

And you never have boring speeches in your school?

N

imagine what the status of the Cycle stand would be if everyone were to disperse together.

who the fuck cares first come first serve

Its a routine, so its not annoying at all…

see K i dont think u have walked without a line so u dont know

If you’re talking about the Dispersal, you’re wrong. We dont need to form a line until it’s our class’s turn next. We can just sit down and talk…

i other schools we can talk whereever we want and dont have to wait for the earlier class to desperse

And you never have boring speeches in your school?

we never have borin speaches our princi never talks to us there is no prayer at all
and the pt period u have to wait for ur pt sir to come n if he is in a mood he will let u play after warm up

MAK
Well studyin in three schools does not mean i do’nt know a damn shit about other schools,Get that M and N.If St’Michaels is good then how did it lead the chart competing with John’s ha ha ha .Stop ur bed time stories about ur schools and stop singing ur own praises.

M
if having studied in all the 3 school we’re discussing here does not mean i know ‘a damn shit about other schools’, what else does?

YOU have studied in just 2 schools, MAK. and both the schools happen to be branches of the same old St. John’s. how does that make you an expert on schools?

and the only reason SMA got two votes is probably because you must have asked Ar to vote in addition to your vote.

you haven’t even SEEN St. Michael’s Academy, let alone gone inside. how can you vote against it?

maybe you had ‘visions’ or something?

K
Ok, guys. ENOUGH! Let’s get back to some serious discussion, shall we?

I know a friend in Jaigopal Garodia, and he says he’s willing to break the law just to get out of his school….

M
good ol’ Krish. trying to divert attention away from St. John’s as usual…

K
I haven’t seen you giving any reasons yet….

M
Reason 1: Kishore Kumar

Your Argument: he’s not at SJBN Principal anymore

My Argument: he’s still your Dean and he still a pain.

Reason 2: Kishore’s Dad - Rajkumar

this bitch is even worse (Raghav will agree too). he repeats the same thing at every event: ‘God made St. John’s into a great institution. God helped me to this. God helped me do that. God blessed me with Kishore Kumar. I did this…I did that…Kishore did this…Kishore did that…

and then he starts crying.

Reason 3: Teachers

though you might have an exceptional teacher now and then, St. John’s isn’t really known for its teachers. most of them suck.

for some unexplained reason, many of them are from Kerala. not that i have a problem with people from Kerala but its still strange. ok ok so that’s not a valid reason. try the next one…

Reason 4: Idiotic Rules

SJBN has amazing rules like:

> keep left while walking in the corridors. fine, but the corridor is just 5 feet wide. by walking on the left side you’d almost be in the center.

> disperse in ascending order - this means that the higher classes will have to wait for ALL of the lower classes to leave before they are allowed out of the classroom. so if you’re in the 12th standard, then you’ll have to wait for the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th to leave before you. this will take a minimum of 15 minutes.

> you HAVE to disperse in a line. imagine higher secondary students walking placidly in a line. yeah, right. what a truckload of shit.

> you have to form a line INSIDE the classroom while waiting to leave the classroom. whatever.

Reason 5: The ‘Playground’ - or rather, The Absence of It

the entire playing area in St. john’s is about 1/4th the size of SMA’s ground. no basketball court. no tennis court. don’t even think about a football ground. a volleyball and throwball net are fixed up in this patch of land reducing the playing area by 60%. the other end of the ground is occupied by a few cricket nets. reduce land area to 10%. so we have 10% land to play football in. and the games we are allowed to play are volleyball, badminton, chess and carroms. sick.

there are so many more reasons and i’m definitely boring readers. maybe i’ll continue later.

MAK
i do’nt think St’John’s is that bad,studyin in it for the past 12 years and listen to rubbish talked about by few who studied there for jus’ 4,3,2,1 years.i think the worst school is ************ *******.Figure that out all u people out there.

M
i’ve been in three schools and hence i can safely say that St. John’s sucks!

it sucks so much we’ll have to make up a new offensive word to describe it.

N
Mansoor u have not studied in any other skool u dont know a daMM
i have seen 3 skools st johns sucks all time

M
WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR ST. MICHAEL’S?

N
Ya who did it they shall ripped of thier member ship(jus kidding)

but M will rip ur membership off [TRUST ME!!!!!]

M
well, who did it? you’d better own up. i’m pretty sure it was Mansoor.

PJ
To hell with Masoor! St. Michael’s rules…I haven’t been to St. John’s. But i’ve been to two other schools myself. MAnsoor’s just jealous. He cant get outta St. John’s now. It’s like that fox calling the grapes sour….Anyone has any idea wat I’m saying???

M
i do. Mansoor is really really jealous. he’s in St. John’s Mandaveli now and it is worse than Besant Nagar.

K
We’ve all been naming schools left and right, but Nobody’s giving Reasons!

Ill start: The worst school in Chennai is Vivekananda Vidyalaya. The Reason: The Principal sucks. Her solution to any sudent problem is always the same: Whack ‘em. The teachers all suck. The english teacher spelt disturbed as ‘Distrubed’ ( I normally wouldnt mind, but this was done in my EXAM PAPER, and I lost a mark for this!)

Once, The teacher accompanying us to a competition insisted that we stop at a temple on the way, and pray before we went there. I was like ‘What the f…..?!’

The campus resembles a colonial-age prison, and the 6th and 7th std are housed in Thatched huts. Beat that.

As for SJBN, we just had a bad year in Xth. Ask anyone from the current XI or XIIth batch, they’d never want to leave St. John’s now.

N
This is for all u guys in st.johns[all the skools]

K
St. John’s ain’t that bad…This year has been great!

Worst school, huh? Id say Jaigopal Garodia. Last time I went there, I found a couple of full whisky bottles under a loose floor-board in X-A.

Hindu school would come in second…The campus looks like it was recycled from an old colonial-age prison (heck, the doors have BARS on them!) and the last I chekced, the Auditorium had caved in, and no-one had bothered to clean up the mess…..

M
the worst school (in my opinion) is definitely St. john’s. i hated the school. so i left inspite of being given the choice to continue there.

my vote is for St. John’s

A
Actually This year has been quite good in St. Jhon’s atleast better than previous years.

M
that’s what they all say.

anyway, A, you spelt St. John’s wrong. great way of showing your patriotism to your school!

PJ
Ashram….the school’s got a good name but God know’s why….You cant wear slippers into classrooms…and have u seen their uniform??? Bright orange kurtas( for boyz and grilz) with a khaki coat…I’d rather where black-and-white striped pyjamas to school.

M
yeah, that way would wouldn’t need Zebra crossings. you’d BE one.

Db
which “hindu” r u talkin abt?!

K
Hmmm…Im not very sure which branch it was, It was somewhere near Adayar, I think….but I remember the hoarding reading ‘Hindu School’ along with a bunch of other legal crap.

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